$20 DOOR // $15 ADVANCE // EXPECTED TO SELL OUT
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It’s that time of year again, and the mischievous minds of North Bay Cabaret have been busy in Satan’s Workshop creating the most sacra-licious vaudevillian religious roast ever ~ that’s right folks, Friday, December 11th at the SOMO Village Event Center, get ready for HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESUS!!!!

This event is an epic variety show which part burlesque, part circus, part stoytelling and comedy hijinx… you never know what’s coming next, only that you’ll probably go to hell for laughing at it!

✞✞✞ FEATURING ✞✞✞

Jamie DeWolf – SPECIAL GUEST! Stortyeller extraordinaire and host of Tourettes Without Regrets / producer of NPR’s Snap Judgement

Snatch Adams – Infamous burlesque clown debuts a sin-tilating new unicycle act

Bob Exothermal – Legendary pole acrobatics piece as Jesus himself

Rachel Lark – Steamy songstress plays some hilarious naughty holiday music

Eva D’Luscious – Mesmerizing starlet does a sinful solo burlesque

Bramani Quinn – Sizzling renaissance woman does a Seussical striptease as the Grinch Who Stole Christmas’

Deaja Mkhallati – Steamy holiday burlesque act with LED hula hooping

Cassandra Holloway – Eve in the Garden of Eden bellydance performance with live python snakes

Jordan Ranft – Comedic scene work and slam poetry

Cabaret de Caliente – Students debut a sassy group fan dance

Samantha Gilweit – Noted bay standup comedian drops the mic

Chris Chandler – Natioanlly acclaimed spoken word artist

The Gentlemen Bastards – Local improv troupe gets Jesusy

Andy Graham – Slaperoo inventor makes weird noises

Monty Monty – Local mad scientist displays mind boggling homemade instruments and strange sounds

DJ Brycie BONES – Stagedeer / boylesque debut

Jake Ward – Your host with the most

✞✞✞ ALSO FEATURING ✞✞✞

Tiny Glow Photo – #Crucipix Selfie Photo Booth! Get your picture taken with a crown of thorns on a full size wooden cross

Shifty Shey – Vinyl DJ dance room after the show goes til the break of dawn

Lagunitas Brewing Co – Drink specials all night

Sally Tomatoes – Special dinner menu available

In Human Creation – Entire event will be filmed

✞✞✞ OTHER EVENT FEATURES ✞✞✞

-Professional sound and lighting
-Multiple full bars
-Cocktail service through out the night
-Outdoor smoking area
-Art gallery
-Local vendors
-Unique DIY decorations

$20 DOOR
$15 ADVANCE
$12 EARLY BIRD

tx on sale here:
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21+ only

FRIDAY, DECEMBER 11th
Doors @ 7 / Show @ 8

Second Octave Entertainment Presents SOMO Concerts
1100 Valley House Dr.
Rohnert Park, CA